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Halloween Tales 2018

We present, for your enjoyment, four tales of the macabre.  Sit back, and try to relax as we take you on a roller coaster ride of the unsettling and terrifying.

Tale number one explores the consequences of letting the head-less rule the heart.

Even During a Pre-Dawn Walk, I still Fear the Call Coming From Inside the House

by Jonathan Goetz
I reversed course back down the trail when I saw the neon glow radiating from his headless chest. The silhouette sharpened as his black duster distributed hues of red and purple lights from the ankles, sleeves and collar. But I became transfixed, frozen in my confused backward shuffle. Arrhythmic beats resonated in my eyes and ears – thump, thump, thump-thump, thump– perfectly synced with the steadily approaching neon pulse.
Surprisingly, my own pulse kept a slow pace. Maybe my instincts were letting me down. I
certainly thought my eyes were playing tricks as I realized this chest – now within arms reach –was cracked wide open, exposing the elaborate and iridescent machinery that was the human heart.
I reflexively reached out my left hand to gently cradle the undulating neon valves and ventricles, letting them slide through my fingers. There was blood, of course. But it was not mine. And my hands stayed clean.
His hand pointed to a spot in the right atrium. I touched it lightly with my index finger, and a paralyzing anxiety coursed through my veins. While my pulse doubled, my breathing became shallow, and my vision dimmed. I would never leave my mark on the world. My miraculous and brief time was quickly running out. And I wasted it all.
He then pointed to the left atrium. I pressed it and immediately ground my teeth. There was nothing I could do to change the direction of the wind, the intensity of the rain or the bite of the cold. There should be something I could do, I argued. But there is not.
Thump, thump, thump-thump, thump. My own pulse now matched his.
Finally, he pointed to the aorta. My finger slipped along the neon to the spot, and I understood what it meant to be despised. To be the one who says the wrong thing. To be unreliable. I was the one to be avoided.
He shoved me to the ground and my pulse retreated. Again, not the instinctual response I
would’ve hoped for in my waning moments. But this was it. This was my time.
He buttoned up his jacket, knelt at my side, and took three deep headless breaths. His lungs pushed his neon heart – still shining through the duster – against my face. Then his chest began to laugh. A laugh that told me how the brain is mischievous, always tricking an over-eager and self-sacrificing heart. Asking it to hold burdens just for a moment, only to never take them back.
Yes, I should be frightened. But not because of the innumerably headless figures lurking in the shadows. Rather, because burdens of the brain contained as fear in the heart can short circuit the whole damn system. And, hell, it’s not just me. I live in an endless sea of galaxies overflowing with fear. A fear composed of completely meaningless constructions that we much too often prioritize over the pumping of our very own blood.

Tale number two is a cautionary tale, suggesting the avoidance of a certain color of contact lenses

FLOATERS

By Bonnie Brunner

Mona rocked in her chair waiting for her grandson to return home. She glanced at the photo of him on the side table with her one good eye. Ethan gazed back with the same emerald green eyes as hers. Theirs are a rare color, especially with the dark ring around the edges.

She startled when the door opened, she must have dozed off.

“What did the doctor say?” she asked.

“That I might have a weakening retina,” Ethan answered.

“Did she say what to do about it?”

“Yeah…we should keep an “eye” on it. I don’t like her humor.” he replied.

“Will you make your old Grammy some tea?”

“Sure,” he put the kettle on and sat on the couch.

“What’s the matter Ethan? Have you a chill? You’re shivering.”

“YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM!” he shouted.

“Heavens! Can’t have what?” Mona quivered.

My eyes, he thought.

 “Nothing, sorry Grammy,” he said.

Ethan sees black webbed figures out of the corner of his eye. He is never alone. The eye doctor calls them floaters, and says the flashing lights in his peripheral vision could be the sign of a weakening retina. He has not told the doctor about the cold breath he feels on his neck with every flash of light, or that these “floaters” have voices. Voices that demand he give up his eyes.

“You haven’t been yourself for months. You really need to see more than an eye doctor.” She offered.

“I’ll think about it. I’m going to go lay down.”

As Ethan walked to his room, there was a flash and he felt the cold breath again.  They were following him. He was terrified to turn around.  The whistling of the kettle alerted Ethan he has forgotten his Grammy’s tea. He closes his eyes and turns around. When he opens them he sees an empty hallway. In the kitchen he opens the drawer for a spoon.   There is something shining gold where only silver should be. It has a scoop for a head and fingers sculpted around the long handle. In the center of the scoop is painted an eye. 

Ethan jumps back and knocks over the sugar bowl.

“ETHAN? Everything alright in there?” asks Grammy

She hobbles to the kitchen and tells Ethan to go lay down.  When he gets to his room the spoon is sitting on his bed and the voice again demands he give up his eyes. Ethan shrinks into a corner of his room on the floor with his eyes closed and his hands over his ears whimpering.

“There will only be slight discomfort,” the voice said nurturingly for the thousandth time…with its cold breath on Ethan’s neck.

Ethan opens his eyes. This time he sees an Ocularian on his bed holding the golden spoon with dagger long fingernails. Its face is covered with black shiny feathers and its beak peers out of a grungy hood.   Eyeballs are hanging from the cloak’s sleeves, bobbing into each other as they dangled from their optic nerves.

He grabbed the spoon from the claw and slipped it under his eyelid.

The Ocularian arrived through the window of the Tower of Rituals. It floated across the room to the sorcerer Veteris, who sat in the marble tub. As the Ocularian detached the last of Ethan’s eyes from his cloak sleeve, the eyeball bounced among the 99 other green eyes surrounding Veteris’s naked body, all turned in different directions as if avoiding the view. One by one the hideous squelching of an eyeball was heard as he rubbed the aqueous fluid all over his wrinkled loose skin.  Soon his youthful appearance would return.

Ethan sat blind, wrapped in cold wet sheets in a ceramic tub in the asylum. Mona looked upon him with  a tear falling from her one good eye.

 

If that wasn’t terrif-eye-ing enough for you, then tale number three is certain to leave you paralyzed with fear as it reminds us to never underestimate a kitten in the dark.

Just A Matter Of Time

By John White

I have learned to enjoy getting up well before sunrise and taking a daily walk, especially on crisp, autumn mornings. I have several routes that I like to take, but there is one in particular that is my favorite. Streetlights line the majority of the sidewalks in the neighborhood, but my preferred route is the one where the least amount of light is to be found. On one unusually brisk October morning I donned my jacket, stocking cap, and gloves and made off into the thick fog which made everything around me take on an otherworldly presence. I found myself walking at a quicker pace than usual on
that morning as the chill was permeating my jacket. I was in the last half-mile of the walk when something out of the ordinary disrupted the otherwise uneventful trek.
A rare working streetlight cast its glare into the front yards of two adjacent houses and created an even darker shadow in the space between them. I’m not one prone to being skittish, but between the fog and the spirit of the Halloween season my imagination was perhaps working overtime. As I was passing the aforementioned spot I detected a movement in my peripheral vision. Something was rushing toward me out of the dark! I turned to face my assailant and assumed a crouching position to defend myself. Emerging from the enveloping gloom was an ominous figure! The figure… of… a …
cat. I breathed a sigh of relief and bent over to pet the far-from-threatening feline. The cat purred contentedly and rubbed against me as it wound its way between my legs. I bid the kitten farewell and resumed my walk. When I returned home I recalled my tale of the ferocious beast to my wife and we had a good laugh as we prepared breakfast and finished readying ourselves to head to work.
The next morning as I was tying my walking shoes and slipping on my apparel, I found myself reflecting on whether I would encounter the cat again. On returning home without another chance meeting with the creature, I realized I had a faint feeling of disappointment. I was amused that I would have developed a tinge of fondness for something that had initially struck me with such terror.
On the third morning I reluctantly arose from bed, feeling a bit woozy after overindulging in spirits of the bourbon variety. I begrudgingly bundled myself up and trudged off into the overcast morning. A light rain had fallen a few hours earlier giving the air an extra layer of chilliness. The dampness just added to my miserable state, and I was glad that I didn’t cross paths with anyone else out for a walk. As I rounded the corner before the streetlight lit area I felt a blast of arctic air, slicing through my
clothing like a frigid knife. I shivered and then gazed up the street ahead of me. There was something on the sidewalk in the harsh glare of the streetlight. It was the cat, leaping into the air as if trying to catch something I couldn’t see. A smile broke out on my until-then dour face and I felt my hangover-induced cloud lift a bit.
At that moment the calico quit its playing and turned to watch me. Instead of rushing up for affection as it had on the morning two days previous, it sat down and just stared in my direction in an unnerving manner. Feeling disconcerted, I stopped dead in my tracks. I felt a chill run up my spine. Was it the wind or was it the predatory stare I envisioned the cat to have? I decided my dulled brain and the inclement weather were causing me to imagine things and I started forward again, whispering quietly, “Here kitty, kitty, kitty”.
First standing, and then stretching out its lithe frame, it proceeded to stride toward me in an excruciatingly slow manner. As the distance closed I observed the cloying fog thicken around us and again I stopped moving forward and then took a step backward. “Nice kitty, kitty, kitty.” I nervously murmured, “Good kitty, kitty, kitty”. Suddenly the ground beneath me felt unsteady, and I experienced the sensation of an electrical charge pulse through me. My vision went black for a moment and when I regained my sight, well, I’m not sure I really saw what I perceived, but I guarantee you this mental picture will frighten me for the rest of my life.
The brilliance of the streetlight seemed to dim and then the thing before me rose upon two feet and its body expanded to a massive size. With a low growl, it rushed toward me at such an accelerated rate there was nothing I could do. As the entity hit me, I didn’t feel bodily impact as I had expected, but more of being encompassed by it. My vision went blurry, my consciousness slipped, and I must have crumpled, inert to the ground.
After an indeterminate amount of time, I felt myself come back to consciousness. I lay still for a moment, letting the feeling of vertigo dissipate. There was a high pitched ringing in my ears, made more obvious by the stillness all around me, and accompanied by a dull throbbing in my temples. As I slowly opened my eyes, I sensed haziness in my vision, like a thin layer of gauze had been draped across my face. I sat up slowly and tried to comprehend what had just happened to me. I blinked my eyes a few times to rid the hazy vision, and then groaned heavily as I rose slowly to my feet. I wobbled unsteadily and then, putting one foot in front of the other, continued the daunting task of
making it back to my home.
Constantly looking around me in an anxious fashion I hobbled forward in the darkness. I underwent a feeling of both relief and trepidation at seeing another light post before me. I gasped and glanced quickly behind me as I discerned movement, but to my relief it was merely my shadow cast by the light in front of me. As I approached the light, my shadow pulled even with me and then past me as I went by the post. After a few more steps I realized that the shadow wasn’t becoming paler, but conversely darkening. Abruptly, the shadow turned toward me and lunged. I cried out and fell backward from the apparition. I grimaced in pain as my elbow had scraped the concrete sidewalk, I
concluded with a quick glance about me that I was alone. “Merely a figment of your imagination”, I chided myself. With a sigh, I once again stood waveringly and then proceeded forward with uneasy steps.
Then I heard it, a low growl from behind me. I attempted to quicken my pace, but I felt like the sidewalk was growing uneven, maybe even shifting beneath my feet. Again a growl, low and menacing. Looking back over my shoulder I caught my left foot on a lip of the irregular sidewalk and pitched forward scraping my right knee. The lacerations brought tears to my eyes, but I forced myself back up and stumbled on. The throbbing behind my eyes intensified and I grew extremely dizzy. I careened from side to side with each step. I was only a couple of blocks from the house, but it seemed like miles.
I heard a skittering noise in the low branches of the trees directly above my head. What was that!? I dreaded the thought of something leaping upon me, attacking me, scratching me, biting me! My nerves were wound so tightly I could scarcely draw but the shallowest of breathes. Now I wished for someone else to be out, jogging, walking their dog, anything, but the world seemed deserted other than that which was stalking me. There was an opening in the tree line as I reached the corner of a street running perpendicular to the one I was on and I lurched across the intersection. I observed that the noises had ceased. I was unsure if the fact I hadn’t heard the growls for a short time was a good sign or not. With every ounce of energy that I could muster, I urged myself to hasten my step. The unnerving sounds of scurrying returned as I continued beneath a thick canopy of trees on the other side of cross street. “How have you shadowed me without the trees!?”, I screamed in my head. My resolve remained undeterred as I knew I was getting close to the end of my street. I was certain something flew by my head, almost hitting my right ear. I moaned with dread and almost lost my footing. “Please, oh, please, just let me make it to the house”, I pleaded, “just a little farther”. I howled as something struck me in the middle of my back. Again, near misses! I faltered for a moment, but maintained my footing. “Just a little farther”, I whispered.
As I arrived at the end of my block, the tree line, again, cleared and I sighed with relief that perhaps whatever had been threatening me would leave me alone. As I rounded the corner it dawned on me the house that should have been on the corner wasn’t there. An empty lot greeted my incredulous stare. I intoned, “No! No! No! This can’t be!” Though I couldn’t see very far up the street, I proceeded to shuffle in a dazed manner up the sidewalk. I felt the fog closing in on me again and the pounding in my head almost caused me to black out. It seemed like I was treading underwater as the resistance
to my forward movement was immense. After what seemed like eternity I lumbered up to my front door.
I turned the knob of the door and fell into the entryway, calling out, “Help! I need help!” I was greeted with silence. It was pitch black in the house and I knew that I had turned on the kitchen lights when I made the coffee before I had left. “Hello?” I yelled into the darkness with no acknowledgement. I crawled back to the front door and pushed it shut. I sat there for a moment and then reached up to the light switch and flipped it on but nothing happened. I toggled it a few times with the same result. “Great”, I muttered, “the power must have gone off”. As my eyes adjusted to the gloom I slowly came to the realization that things in the house were very wrong. All the furniture appeared to be gone and the walls were in a state of decay. “How can this be?” I deplored the empty house and I suppose I was relieved to not receive a reply. Balancing myself with my hand on the wall, I boosted myself to my feet. I shuffled into what was once the kitchen where a pot of coffee should have been awaiting me, but there was nothing. All the appliances were missing and the cabinets were bare. The only thing there to catch my eye in the unlit room was what looked like dark stains on the floor. I shook my head in disbelief and rubbed my eyes. “How can this be?” I said again, all the more emphatically. This
time I was greeted by a forboding growl emitting from the basement and the sound of thousands of things scampering in the attic. As suddenly as the sounds had started, they stopped. I stepped back until I came into contact with the wall and then slid down until I was seated on the floor. I closed my eyes and tried to attune my hearing to my surroundings through the continuous ringing in my ears.
I don’t know how long I’ve been sitting here, and though I can’t hear them right now, I know that for some reason they are still coming. It’s just a matter of time. I hear it stirring now in the basement. It’s mounting the stairs and it is coming for me. The cacophony in the attic has resumed again too.
Click-click-click-click-click   Click-click-click-click-click     Click-click-click-click-click
Their rhythmic cadence is making me quake. I don’t know what it all means! I have to get out of here!  I…I can’t just sit here and let them take me. The door…I have to make it to the door. Come on, you can do it! I can hear it at the top of the stairs now…just a few more steps…    it’s    coming    for    me    it’s …..
                         I can make it!
                                                           Nooooo! I….
I awoke just now to find I am still alive. I’m stretched out the entryway, fingertips almost touching the door. I think I will try the light switch again. The lights work now! “Hello!?” “Hello!?” No one is answering me. The room is furnished now too! Maybe I can make it back to the kitchen and brew some coffee to help clear my mind. Yes! That’s what I’ll do.
Wait…what was that noise?
And finally, our last tale reminds us to pick up our trash, but please don’t pick up what is not yours.

The Float Trip

By Beth Edgar

“Hey Kareth!”  Michelle whispered from inside her sleeping bag.

“What?”  Kareth whispered back.

“What if every time we have a close call, we actually don’t make it out alive in one plane of existence, but in another we survive and continue on?”

Kareth gave a heavy sigh, “I don’t need you to bore me to sleep.   If you‘re going to wake me up, let it at least be about a ghost or Sasquatch.”  With that, Kareth rolled over on her side so that her back was to Michelle.

“HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BORE YOU?”   Michelle loudly whispered.    “Remember that car that almost hit you the other day? What if it really did hit you and in that plane I am mourning your death?  KARETH!  YOU ARE DEAD!”

“And you are ridiculous.”  Kareth replied back.  “Now go to sleep!”

The next morning the girls exited their tent and met up with their friends to prepare for their two day float down the river.

“Hope you all ain’t  ‘fraid of snakes.   This here is the dog days of summer and them snakes have gone blind and they are agitated and cantankerous.  Them ol’ snakes are just waiting for you ta try to cross their path on that river.  And when you do…, they’ll be coming to meet ya.”   Jason said with an exaggerated Ozark twang.

“Jason, quit scaring everyone!”  Kareth said as she punched him in the arm.

“Ouch!”  exclaimed Jason.  I’m just repeating what my granny told me!”

Kareth rolled her eyes.  “OK!  Who’s ready to float?!”   Eight eager arms went up.  Jason was still feigning pain and refused to raise his arm.

“Jason, would you and Chris grab the cooler please?” asked Kareth.  “The rest of us will pick up the tents.  Let’s head out!”   With that, the group walked down the path towards the main office of the campground.

It was a beautiful, toasty, late August morning.  The sky was a vibrant blue with the occasional small puff of a cloud lazing across it.   The summer had proved to be a wet one, so there was ample water for the late August float and the kids were excited about doing their longest float of the season.

 As they came to the top of the hill, a big yellow school bus parked to the left of the office came into view.  Kareth spotted a guy holding a clipboard and walked up to him.  “Hi.  I’m Kareth Olsen and we have a reservation for five canoes.” she said.    He looked briefly at Kareth and then down to his clipboard.

Without looking up he said,  “I’m Andy.  Yep, gotcha right here.   Two day float.  Why don’t you all get your stuff loaded onto the bus.  We are waiting on a few more groups.    Once they arrive, we will take you on up to the put in. “ 

Kareth walked back to the group and relayed the information.  They piled their gear on the bus and took their seats.  

 “Guys!  This is going to be incredible!”  said Robbie.  “I hear there is a place along the way where we can do some diving.”

“Son, you don’t need to do diving to submerge yourself in water.  Once we are out on that river, The River Monster is going to keep you thoroughly soaked!”  Chris teased as he patted his super soaker water gun.

“I’d be worried, Chris, if I didn’t already know that you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.” Robbie teased back.

“Oooooh. The war is on!!” said Jason.

Just then several more floaters entered the bus followed by Andy.  Andy stood at the front facing the groups and began talking.  “OK, guys, the water is at a fairly good level, so you shouldn’t have any issues bottoming out.  The group doing the two day float will be put in first.   The rest of you stay on the bus and we will take you to your canoes after we drop them off.  Remember, glass containers are prohibited.  Make sure you clean up after yourself and don’t go on any private land.  We’ve had some issues with the local landowners because floaters have not respected their property.  Please bear in mind that you will get limited, or no cell phone service out here, so stay safe.”   Andy sat down, started up the bus, put it in gear and headed down the dirt road.

After a forty minute bumpy ride, they finally made it to the put-in point.  “OK.  Let’s get everything unloaded.” Andy said to Kareth’s group.   He hopped outside and towards the back of the bus.  Kareth’s group collected their stuff and followed him out.   “Your five canoes are straight ahead.” He said pointing with his pen towards the red canoes on the far right of the embankment.     There is a pole marked with our logo. That’s where you’ll take-out in a couple days.   Make sure you’re careful with your campfire and stay off of private land.”

“Do you have any recommendations for campsites?”  asked Amanda.

“You’ll want to stop and set up camp before it gets dark.  About eight miles in there is a pretty good area for camping.   It’s right past a big bluff. “Andy lifted his baseball cap, wiped his brow, looked at Kareth and said “You all have fun!”.   He turned and headed back to the bus.

The kids raced to their canoes.

Amanda and Robbie were in the first canoe, Alex and Marty in the second, Jason and Chris in the third, Kareth and Michelle in the fourth and Lisa and Becca in the last.

This part of the river was wide and waist deep.  There was little wind and Kareth marveled at how clear the water was below the canoe, but with the reflection of the sun ahead, it resembled a mirror.  She smiled to herself as she thought about the canoe silently skimming over glass.   It was at that moment, as she raised her head from looking at the bottom of the river that she was shot in the middle of her forehead with a blast of the cool river water from “The River Monster” a.k.a.  Chris’s super soaker.   “That’s it!  You die!!” said Kareth as she plunged her super soaker into the river, pulled it out and aimed at Chris.  Although Chris was frantically yelling at Jason to get a move on, it was too late and Kareth’s deadly aim soaked Chris from stem to stern.  Everyone howled with laughter as Chris gave Kareth a grimace and shook his fist at her.

“Just you wait little missy!  When you are least expecting it!  POW!!”   teased Chris as he raised his super soaker from the water and shot it into the air.

They paddled on for a few hours and decided to rest when they saw a gravel bar large enough to accommodate all five canoes.   “C’mon girls! Let’s go wading!” said Becca as she headed towards the river waving them to follow her.   All the girls complied.   The water was cold enough that it made the girls squeal as they stepped in, but before too long they were laughing and splashing about.  

“Look how the little minnows come up and nibble on you!”  exclaimed Lisa.   The girls looked down and noticed that there were, in fact, little minnows darting up and nibbling at their skin.  “It tickles!” she laughed.

“Amanda had wandered a little farther towards the other bank.   She looked down and noticed a pale yellow oblong stone sparkling at her feet.  She reached down through the glassy water and picked it up.   It looked as if it were man-made.  It had six parallel sides that formed a soft dome on top.  At the bottom was some sort of black glittery rock.  “Hey guys!  Look what I found!”  Amanda said as she raised her hand above her head to show off her prize.    Everyone slogged over to look at the strange rock.  

“I think that’s calcite”, said Robbie.  “We can get someone to make a necklace out of it for you if you would like.”

Amanda looked up at him with a big grin on her face.  “I would LOVE that!!!” 

“Ain’t supposed to remove things from the forest and rivers.”  Jason broke in. “The little people don’t like their belongins stolen.”   He finished and flashed a grin at Kareth.

“And I suppose that is also something your granny told you?”  Kareth sighed.

“Why, matter of fact, young lady, my granny did tell me that.  You ain’t calling my granny a liar are you?”  Jason slowly loaded his super soaker and pointed it towards Kareth.

“Jason!  So help me if you…”  Jason didn’t give it a second thought as he laughed maniacally and pulled the barrel of the super soaker.   It was bedlam for the next several minutes as various water fights took place.

“Whoa!!” 

“What?” asked Marty, his face quickly changing from laughter to solemnity.

“It felt like something big just brushed by my leg.”  Alex replied.

“Time to get going anyway.”   Chris said as he ignored Alex’s comment and headed back towards the canoes.

Alex looked around himself into the water, but there wasn’t a sign of even a minnow.  He shrugged and followed Marty back towards the canoes.

After a few more hours of canoeing the group passed some tall bluffs.  Kareth looked up to see turkey vultures sitting on the rock bluffs.   She couldn’t help but shudder as she thought they were sitting there waiting for death.  “Not today.” Kareth said under her breath.  

“Hey guys!  Let’s stop here!”  Robbie said as they paddled the canoe over to the bank.   The water was deeper here and there was a rope swing hanging over the water.   Everyone pulled their canoes up and headed for the base of the tree.  There were wooden planks nailed into the back side of the tree.  Chris was the first to climb up.

“Throw me that rope!”   He said reaching out his hand while still clinging to the tree with the other.

Marty threw the rope up to Chris.    He gave a whoop and released himself from the tree and over the river where he dropped with a loud splash into the water below.    He bobbled up to the surface and threw the rope back to Jason who was standing on the bank.   Jason scaled the tree and took his turn at the rope swing.  “Hey guys!  What’s that up there?”  Michelle pointed to a large rock outcrop.   Halfway up was what appeared to be a cave.

Everyone joined Michelle to see what she had found.  “It looks like a cave to me.”  said Marty.   “Let’s go have a look.”   They left the swing behind and followed Marty up the hill and towards the cave.

“Yeah, I don’t know if I’m going to try to crawl up there.”  said Becca.  

“I’m with Becca.  I’ll wait down here if you all are planning on climbing up there.  Remember what the guy said about getting on private property.”   Lisa warned.

There was a moment’s hesitation, but it quickly became clear that the cave was going to be explored.  “It will be alright guys.   It’s not like we are going to damage anything and we haven’t seen anyone around all day.”  Robbie said as he looked at each one of them and then turned and started climbing.  

One by one all of them, except for Becca and Lisa, climbed up to the mouth of the cave.  They were surprised that the cave entrance opened to a very large room.   Since none of them had flashlights with them, they were forced to only explore the areas of the big room that the sun managed to illuminate, but they could see there were openings on either side of the big room that led further back.

“Man!  This is really cool!” said Alex. 

“I love the acoustics!” Jason said loudly just to hear the echo.

“Guys, should we head back?  There isn’t much more exploring we can do without a flashlight and we need to make it a few more miles before we set up camp.”  Kareth said.

Everyone agreed and headed out of the cave.

“Ouch!” Exclaimed Kareth as she slid down the rocky hill.

“You OK?”   Michelle called down to her.

“Yeah, just scratched my leg up a bit…hello?  What do we have here?” As Kareth slid down the rocky incline, she had dislodged some of the rocks. Laying at her feet was an arrowhead.  “Oh guys!  This is too cool!  You won’t believe what I just found!”  Everyone stopped to marvel at the small arrowhead.

“Are you going to keep it?”  asked Marty.

“You bet I am!”  Kareth excitedly replied.   They headed back towards the canoes.

“So”…began Michelle.  “Do you think that when you slid down the hill that a different you died and this you continued on in a different life?”

“Oh come on now!  Are you really going to start in with that again?”   Kareth laughed as she shook her head at Michelle.

“It’s not such a silly idea!” protested Michelle. “Maybe that arrowhead you found caused that very same arrowhead to be lost in another earlier plane of existence.”

“Girl, you need to be writing some Sci-Fi stories.”  Kareth kidded.

As they pushed their canoes back out onto the lake, Robbie let out a “WHOOP” followed by a loud splash.  He stood up gasping “GUYS!  SOMETHING HIT MY LEG!!!!”

“Oh come on, Robbie!   You’re going to scare everyone.  It was probably just some driftwood.  Just get in your canoe, son!”  yelled Jason.

“I am being dead serious!”  Robbie started to protest but was stopped by Marty and Jason urging him to get in the canoe again.

The group canoed on in silence.  There was a tension in the air and an unspoken immediacy about getting to the campsite.

Finally the campsite was in view.   There was a large gravel bar and behind that the woods.  They all pulled their canoes up on the gravel bar and began setting up tents.   “Let’s head out to look for some firewood.”  said Kareth.

Michelle and Kareth headed off together.  The woods were dense and there were ample fallen branches that could be used for the fire.   Kareth reached down to pick up a piece of wood and in her peripheral vision, she thought she saw a dark shadow move quickly through the trees.   She jerked up and looked around, but nothing was there.  “What?  Did you see something?”  asked Michelle.

“Nah.  I think it was a head rush from standing up so quickly.”   Kareth laughed.  They both jumped and jerked around to what sounded like someone smacking something against a tree.   They turned and looked at each other.  “C’mon.”  Kareth nodded towards camp where the sound appeared to be emanating.   They arrived at the campsite just in time to see Jason, who was holding a thick tree branch, proceed to smack it against a large tree.

“What are you doing?!!!”  Kareth was agitated.

“Talking to the Yeti, Kareth.  Talking to the Yeti.”  Jason replied without looking at her and hitting the wood against the tree again.

“Kareth, you did say you wanted to talk about Yeti.” Michelle snickered.

“I said I would rather talk about Yeti than your multiple death scenes that I seem to be involved in”   Kareth coolly replied.

Kareth dumped her load of firewood and stomped over to the tent.

“Did you girls see Amanda and Alex or Lisa and Bec?”  Robbie asked.

“No.  Didn’t even hear them.”  Answered Michelle.

“They’re probably just exploring the area.”   Chris replied.

“Could be.  I think I might head out a-ways and look for them.  You know, make sure everything is OK.” 

“Sure, man.  Hold on a sec and I’ll go with you.  Here.” Chris threw a flashlight to Robbie and then snagged another for himself and he and Robbie headed off into the woods.  

The crickets and tree frogs were beginning to gear up for their nighttime chorus and a whippoorwill calling in the night could be heard in the distance.  Its song quickening as darkness set in.   Mingled with the night noises were the calls of Chris and Robbie that got fainter as they headed deeper into the woods and then silence.

Michelle and Jason had the fire crackling and everyone was gathered around it, except for those still in the woods and Kareth who was still sulking in the tent.

“C’mon, Kareth!  Come join the fun!”   said Marty.   Kareth obliged and headed over to the others.

“Guys, do you think we should look for the others?”  Kareth questioned.

“Yeah, I’m starting to get a little worried.”  agreed Jason.

“Should we all go?” asked Michelle.

“Why don’t you and Marty stay here and Jason and I will go look for them.”  Just then Jason’s cell phone rang.   It was Robbie.

“Gu..shad…….alive…….can’t find………..ge……he…now…!!!!!”   were the clipped words coming from a frantic sounding Robbie.

“Robbie!   Please repeat what you said!  Robbie!!!  You are cutting out!!!”  Jason screamed back, but there was silence.  The call had dropped.

Jason looked wild-eyed at the others and then marched over to the camping supplies and grabbed a camping axe.   “You girls stay here…”

Before he could finish Kareth jumped in.  “Oh no!   I AM going!  This trip was my idea and I AM going to help look for them!”
Jason sized her up for a moment and handed her the camping axe.  He stepped over to his tent and returned with a hunting knife.   “Alright, K, let’s go find our friends.”

Kareth looked at Michelle, “You and Marty need to stay here in case the others show up.  Marty… maybe bang on the tree like Jason did if anyone shows up? Yeah?”

“Great idea!”   Marty replied.   With that, Jason and Kareth headed off into the woods.

There was no talk between the two.  They would wind their way through the trees and then stop and listen for sounds.  They were greeted time and time again with nothing but the tree frogs and crickets.

“Wait a sec!”  Kareth whispered to Jason.

“What?” Jason asked

“Silence.”   replied Kareth.   “Not even a cricket.”   They stood completely still, back to back, trying to see into the darkness of the woods.

“What’s that?!”   Jason pointed his flashlight to the right.

“I didn’t see any…”

“There!”  This time Jason pointed the flashlight to the left.  Kareth turned towards Jason to try to glimpse what he was seeing.    There it was; a dark shape moving quickly between the trees and then its course changed and it headed straight towards them.

“Run!”   Jason yelled as he turned and pushed Kareth to run in the opposite direction of the dark shadow.  They ran stumbling through the leaves and fallen branches until they came to a rock outcropping.  “Turn off your light!!”  Jason whispered loudly to Kareth as they ran behind the rock and stood with their backs plastered against it.  Both tried to stifle their heavy breathing and make as little noise as they could.  The minutes ticked by and they saw, nor heard anything.  

Kareth looked at Jason and noticed the light from the half-moon glinting off the knife that Jason was fidgeting nervously with in his hand.    Kareth was beating herself up, because she had lost the axe in the leaves during a stumble in their flight. “Do you think it’s gone?”

Jason looked down at her.  “I don’t know.  I don’t hear anything.  I don’t see anything, but what was it?!”  He whispered back.

“It…it was a shadow thing.  It…it…I don’t know.   Do you think it did something to the others?”

“I just don’t know, K” 

There was a large guttural growl and something on top of the rock grabbed Jason and pulled him up.   Kareth screamed in horror as she looked up in time to see Jason’s knife fall from his hand and stab into the ground at her feet.   Kareth grabbed his knife and ran.   She could hear knocking in the distance and ran towards it knowing that it would lead towards camp where Michelle and Marty were banging on the trees.   Scratched by brambles and tripped by roots, Kareth continued running towards the knocking.  No looking back!   As her feet began slipping in the loose gravel, much like they did earlier that morning, she came to the realization that the terrain had changed.    “But the knocking?”  She screamed in her mind, “I was running towards the kno…”.  

Kareth stopped.   With her hand shaking uncontrollably with fear she slowly raised the flashlight up towards the rocky incline and turned it on.   Yes, there was the cave.   “If I can make it to the cave, I can hide in the shadows!”   She turned off the flashlight and tried to quickly and quietly scale the hill to the cave opening.   “Almost there!” she thought to herself as she reached up to the ledge with her left hand and found a foot hold for her right foot and pulled herself up to the cave opening.   Kareth ran towards the back of the cave where, earlier that day, she had seen an opening leading farther back into the earth.    In complete darkness, Kareth crawled on her hands and knees through the shrinking passageway until she hit a slope that sent her sliding down and into a stream that flowed through the cave.

Sputtering and coughing, Kareth crawled out of the water onto the muddy bank.  She felt around for her flashlight, but realized that it had fallen into the water in her slide.   “C’mon! C’mon!”  she frantically whispered as she felt around in the dark water for the flashlight, while tears of fear and desperation streamed down her dirty face.   “There!  There it is!”   Kareth felt the metallic round tube and wrapper her fingers around it and yanked it out of the water.    She slowly stood up and turned from the stream and pressed the button on the flashlight.   The light flickered so she hit the flashlight with her other hand and a steady beam illuminated the cavern.  There!  She saw it!  A shadow darted behind a rock!   Kareth stifled a scream, quickly panned the flashlight across the room and then turned it off and made her way in the darkness across the room.    She found the far wall and felt along it until she came to an opening and tucked herself inside of it.    There was no light in the cave and Kareth imagined the only sound was that of her own heart rapidly thumping.  SPLASH!!!!  From the area Kareth had just vacated.  SPLASH!! SPLASH!!!!!!   Muffled sounds of what sounded like humans trying to scream and guttural growls and dragging.  “Dragging of what?!   BODIES!!!”  thought Kareth.

She waited until the dragging faded and then climbed out of her hiding spot.   Kareth pointed her flash light towards the dragging and briefly turned it on.  There was another passage.  She gingerly felt her way down the passage and noticed that there was a golden glow coming from up ahead.   Closer, closer she moved until she could see the opening to a larger room.  In the middle was a fire with a spit over it and tied up against the wall were her friends.   “Are they alive?!!!” 

From the corner of the room she noticed a blurred shape move swiftly over to Amanda.  It was as if it was moving between dimensions as it became a solid form as it stood next to her and lifted her head.  Amanda was in shock, but appeared to be alive.    The creature was small and humanoid in appearance.   Kareth’s eyes widened as she remembered Jason’s story about the little people.   Her thoughts were interrupted by a whooshing noise coming through the tunnel behind her.  It was too late for her to move.  She was shoved from behind and went sprawling across the cavern floor.   She turned over to see a little person standing over her, looking down with menacing eyes and a pointy toothed smile.  “Wait!   Wait!   I know what you want!!!!”  Kareth struggled to her feet and reached in her pocket for the arrowhead.   She pulled it out and presented it in an open shaky hand.    The little person reached for the arrowhead with grimy sharp claws, all the while not taking its eyes off of Kareth.  It snatched the arrowhead from her hand and she felt a rush of wind as it faded and seemed to disappear.    Kareth looked over towards her friends and the growing number of little people materializing around them. 

“WAIT!!!   WE WILL GIVE YOU BACK WHAT WE FOUND!!”   Kareth desperately cried as she limped towards her friends.   “PLEASE!  PLEASE let us go!”   The little people moved aside and Kareth headed towards Amanda.   “Amanda!   Give me the stone!”   Amanda gazed up at Kareth with glazed eyes.   Kareth bent down and went through Amanda’s pockets until she found the stone.   “Here!” She held out the stone to the nearest little person.   They grabbed it and disappeared.   “That’s it.  That’s all we have. Please let us go.” Kareth pleaded.   She was met with cold black stares. 

Kareth looked around wildly at the group.  “Does anyone have anything else!!?”   They all just stared in numb terror at her.  

She turned to see one of the creatures tying Becca to a long pole.  Another joined and they each took an end and headed over to the fire.   They were going to roast her alive.

“NO!!!!”  Kareth screamed!!   She looked frantically at her group.  “WHO HAS SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE?!!!!!  Kareth screamed.     As if waking up from a dream Robbie began trying to talk through his gag.  Kareth ran over to him and put her hands in Robbie’s pocket and pulled out a round stone with a runic symbol on it.   “HERE!!!!!!!” she said holding the stone above her head.   “HERE!!!!!!!  This is what you want!!  Please let her….”   She never knew what hit her from behind.

The next morning the kids all woke up in their tents.   None of them could account for the missing time from the previous night.  None of them wanted to talk about the horrible nightmare they had.  “If it’s all the same to you guys”, said Jason, “I’d like to just get on the river and home.”   Everyone nodded in agreement.

There was a mist over the river as they set out on their float.   Several hours later as Andy was standing by the take out point he watched as five empty canoes came into view.   “Hey!  Would you all help me grab these canoes?!”   He shouted to the nearby campers.    As he headed for the last canoe, he grabbed an oar and thrust it in and out of the water behind the canoe as if whipping something out of the way.    “Damn snakes.”  He said.  

Thank you for joining us…

Halloween Tales

Tale number one.  Perhaps a ballerina isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

“Carillon a Musique” by John White

 

I haven’t always been a ballerina figurine atop a music box. There was a time that I wanted to be a real one.  The circumstances leading up to my transformation from Caroline to carillon might be of some interest to you, dear reader. Please indulge me if you will in the telling of my tale.

 

I met my uncle Josef when we moved to Switzerland from Austria when I was but a girl of twelve years-old. Josef was a master of watch making and repair, and my mother used to visit him frequently, have coffee, and browse in his shop for pocket watches for my father. I often would join her in the visits as his store was on the way to dance classes from the school I attended.

 

Uncle Josef had recently grown interested in the art of making music boxes, and loved to show them to me and play me their beautiful songs. We would wind up the wonderful boxes and I would dance about, pretending to be a ballerina, as the music played. This activity seemed to delight both he and my mother as much as it did me.

 

My parents often travelled due to my father’s business. They would leave me at home with the governess so I could continue to go to school and take my cherished dance classes. One day after school, my uncle was there to meet me in the office. The anxious looks on his and the abbess’ faces told me something bad had happened.  He told me that he had very unfortunate news for me. My parents had perished while traveling back from a short trip to German. I was later horrified to find out that the carriage in which they were traversing the mountains had become disconnected from the horses and they had plunged over the cliff.

 

As my uncle was my only remaining immediate family ( my grandparents had passed away from various causes, my father’s brothers had died in the Franco-Prussian War, and my mother and uncle’s sister was locked away in an asylum), he was allowed to be my guardian and soon afterward applied to adopt me. Berta, my governess, was allowed to continue to care for my wellbeing, and after the initial shock of the incident we slowly started to live a happy life.

 

My father’s business had been quite successful, and as such, I was left a substantial inheritance. As my uncle was so good to me, I freely shared my wealth with him, and in turn this allowed him to expand his shop for watch making and building music boxes, as well as enlarging his storefront. Within a few years he was the largest builder and distributor of music boxes in all of Europe.

 

In the following years my diligence in practicing ballet was beginning to pay off and I started to perform in local productions. Soon, I was given the lead as Farfalla in Le papillon, and finally, just after my 17th birthday, my big break came with the role as Odette in the Swiss premier of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake. As a gift for my success, my uncle made a carillon with a depiction of a ballerina that looked just like me. He told me Berta had composed the music that was played on the roll. While I was flattered by the gesture, I found the music too disturbing and I rarely played it.

The interactions between Uncle Josef and Berta, due to my raising (or so I thought at the time), enabled them to become very close and their relationship later blossomed into marriage. As I became older the necessity for Berta to watch over me diminished and my governess turned Aunt along with my Uncle were allowed time to travel. On a rather lengthy trip to France they came under the spell of Eliphas Levi, a well-known occultist and writer. They were in frequent correspondence with him until his death just a few months following their acquaintance.

One day while searching for writing paper in my uncle’s office, I came across a letter from M. Levi that had fallen beneath the large oak desk. The letter contained what appeared to be a spell for the transformation of living energy into an inanimate object. Mortified, I carefully positioned the paper back on the floor where I had found it and hastily made an exit in the direction of my rooms. As I crossed the entryway I encountered my uncle who inquired why I was leaving in such a hurry. “I…I was just looking for more stationary on which to write a letter”, I exclaimed nervously.

“I see”, he replied, “but you don’t appear to have taken any with you”.

“I just realized I am about to be late for a dance rehearsal and need to collect my things before I go”, I blurted out.

He squinted his eyes suspiciously but moved aside so that I could continue down the hall. “Well, we wouldn’t want that now would we?” he commented, entered into his office, and shut the door firmly behind him.

My relationship with my guardians began to feel more strained and distant around this time, but I wasn’t quite sure why. We were never at odds, but it seemed as though the warmth of emotions we had once felt had begun to grow colder. Perhaps it had to do with their dedicated studies of what I perceived as the arcane arts? If only I knew then what I was about to find out in the weeks to come.

With my aunt and uncle joining me I had an extended visit to Great Britain for performances with the ballet troupe. On returning home to Zurich I began to feel unwell and my uncle’s good friend, Doctor Stoecklin, diagnosed me with scarlet fever. While I was required to say in bed I began to receive many letters of encouragement from people who had admired my ballet performances and, for a time, these cheered me, but regrettably my health both physically and mentally began to again deteriorate. As my illness progressed the duration of my mortality soon came into question. With eyes full of concern about my declining condition, Uncle Josef and Aunt Berta requested I sign a Will bequeathing to them the remainder of my inheritance if I should pass away so that it would not be claimed by the State. I was happy to comply as they for several years had made my wellbeing their priority. My uncle’s cherished friend and attorney, Mr. Muller, served as notary and soon the paperwork was in order. It was about this time their attitude toward me appeared to change.

Uncle Josef and Aunt Berta started to sit with me far less frequently, and a nurse was brought in to check on me from time to time and to attend to my needs. I awoke one morning to find my music box sitting on the table beside me. My aunt, in a rare moment of attendance, assured me it was to raise my spirits and to remind me of my dancing, but the intent felt much more nefarious somehow. Doctor Stoecklin came to draw a vial of blood for what he said was testing, but I heard him whispering softly with my uncle in the hallway and I saw the vial exchange hands.

The next day Uncle Josef came to collect the music box as he stated he had a batch of fresh pink paint mixed up to paint the tutu on the ballerina. I weakly smiled at him and told him to take his time. Secretly I was glad to see it gone from my room. Later Uncle Josef brought the box back with Aunt Berta, Mr. Muller, and Dr. Stoecklin in attendance. The doctor and uncle’s attorney lit some candles and incense they had brought with them. They assured me they were there to say healing prayers for me. Even in my weakened state I found their convictions unconvincing. Uncle opened the book that Aunt Berta had carried in with her and the quartet started chanting what sounded like an incantation in Latin. Soon, a soothing warmth came over my body and my eyes slowly closed. From what sounded to be far away I heard the clicking sound of the music box being wound and then released to play its song. That song that my aunt had composed that begat me with fear! The warmth drained from me and a sense of dread took its place. I felt myself rising up from my body and floating across the room to over the table where the music box was slowly losing its rhythm and melody. As it came to an end I abruptly felt myself falling, falling, falling,… I attempted to jerk myself awake but was held rigidly in place. The sensation of having a body was with me, but I was entirely unable to move. I heard my aunt laugh and then exclaim, “The transformation was successful!” I was able to sense the whole of the room and its inhabitants, but without the normal senses felt as a human. I perceived a feeling of accomplishment from the doctor and the lawyer, and manic mood of glee from my aunt, and, strangely, an aura of sadness from my uncle. “Soon all the world will desire to own their very own Caroline Carillon” cackled my aunt as she wound the box containing my soul and played the song again and again. The men smiled grimly and started to prepare my body for a funeral.

Aunt Berta’s prophecy came to fruition and the recreation of my music box, created to honor the promising ballerina who had tragically died at a tender age of 17 from scarlet fever, became the desire of all who heard it and saw it dance. The original box sat on the mantle above the fireplace in the music room of aunt and uncle’s palatial mansion. There I keep watch on all that goes on around me. Like the mysterious death of my uncle in his sleep, or the horrible murders of Doctor Shoecklin and Mr. Muller by the as yet unfound serial killer. As for my aunt, well, she sleeps little, and is vigilant in her observations of the goings-on around her for she knows she is next. Here my dear aunt, let me play you a song.

Tale number two.   Something is bugging someone.

“Oranges and Lemons” by Bonnie Brunner

 

The photo in her hands struck Arabella with fright and intrigue. Inside the black mat, sat a Victorian woman in a rocking chair, on a patterned carpet. Next to her were a side table and an ornate lamp with hanging beads, butterflies, and flowers on its glass shade. It was hard to determine what kind of flowers, being it was a black and white picture. However, it was very clear that the woman’s head had been stitched back on, and that pupils were painted onto her eyelids.

 

Whoever propped her up for this postmortem photograph highlighted a heart shaped locket in her palm, with its chain dangling from her lap. The locket was open, but too small to see what was inside. It was the perfect occasion for Arabella to use her magnifying glass.

 

She rummaged through the satchel beside her on the conservatory’s sofa. As she wrapped her fingers around its handle, the photograph slipped off her lap, landing face down on the parquet floor. Magnifier in hand, she bent down to retrieve the family history. It appeared there was more to the story of this relative. There was handwriting on the back.

 

She picked it up and read:

 

“Oranges and lemons

                                    Say the bells of St. Clements

                                    You owe me five farthings,

                                    Say the bells of St. Martins.

 

                                    Here comes a candle to light you to bed.

                                    Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.

 

                                    Chip chop chip chop

                                    the last man is dead! Henrietta is dead!”

 

Stunned, she turned the photo back over to officially meet her relative, Henrietta. Arabella lowered her magnifying glass to view the contents of Henrietta’s palm. There inside the heart shaped locket nestled a music box.

 

Her concentration was broken by Willie opening the French doors leading to the garden.

 

“Mum wants to know when you will be done riffling through Grammy’s old stuff, and join us in the yard for some lemonade?”

 

“Lemonade” stole her focus. She flipped the photo over and reread the words “Oranges and Lemons.”

 

“Arabella?!” Willie questioned louder.

 

“I’ll be right along in a moment,” she assured him.

 

Arabella entered the garden to find her mother and brother sitting in those cruel, white, wrought iron chairs. She hated this furniture ever since her childhood. Refusing to let her bum be tortured, she spent more time on the grass looking at bugs; the beginnings of her Entomological studies.

 

She poured herself a glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and sat on the ground.

 

“Good heavens!  You are sporting Willie’s knickers!”   Arabella’s mother said with feigned shock.    “I suppose I should be thankful since you are sitting on the ground like a young boy.”

 

“The year is 1927.  Intelligent women are wearing trousers,” she informed her mother.

 

Arabella pulled her magnifier from her pocket and started observing a rare line formation of Pine Processionary Caterpillars, obviously headed for the Scots Pines for a pupation site. She made a mental note to write this in her journal. She will excitedly share this with her professor, Edith Patch, when she attends her lecture on aphid research.

 

“Willie! Don’t interrupt their formation!” Shouted Arabella.

 

“Don’t be such an anorak! I was only having a look-see.”

 

“Arabella! You didn’t leave your studies in the States to wallow around in the grass! Have you rid us of the dreadful invasion of the horrific pests in your Grammy’s room, God rest her soul.”

 

“Their called ‘booklice’ mum, and I have removed all the detritus that were the cause. Lilian should go through with some vinegar and wipe down the walls and moulding to prevent the mold from returning. Leave the windows open for a bit, and perhaps sprinkle some talcum powder round the sill. For certain get Chauncy up on the roof to mend that leak.”

 

“That’s very boldy of you to spout orders to your elders.”

 

“You asked,” smarted Arabella. “Oh and I sorted out some of Grammy’s memorabilia from the infestation as you requested.” (with an emphasis on ‘requested’) “I have a Walk-Over shoe box with some of her effects I’d like to hang onto, if that’s alright?”

 

Her mother sniffed and dabbed the corner of her eye with her kerchief and gave an emotional hand gesture as a yes. Arabella knew this wasn’t the time to bring up the photograph. Her mother was in a delicate state from Grammy’s recent passing. So she spent the next hour indulging her mother in gossip about the neighbors and about the life of a young woman studying “crawly things” at the University of Maine.

 

Finally the sun lowered and she was able to excuse herself.  She gathered the shoe box from the sofa and went up to her bedroom. Once there, she carefully took each item out of the timeworn ox and laid them out on the coverlet.   Of course, there was the photograph, then a curious leather pouch, and a red velvet ribbon with a key attached. She left the handful of scattered hair pins, a compact mirror, and a silver hairbrush in the box, but the last item interested her. It was a lock of auburn hair.

 

She picked it up, pinched between her pointer finger and thumb and asked herself, “Henrietta?”

 

Then she carefully laid it at the top of Henrietta’s head.

 

Surveying the items on the bed, she chose the smooth, leather pouch. Inside she found a deck of cards, tarot cards. Arabella fanned them out on the coverlet.  On the last card was an image of a Polyommatus icarus. The Common Blue Butterfly, colored in her favorite shade of blue. The card was marked “The Fool” at the bottom.

 

She lifted the card. “The Fool” side was smooth and the back felt strange. She turned it over and scratched into the card was “Your common life will change.”  She glanced down at Henrietta and felt a chill run up her spine.

 

This box was leading down a path she had trepidation to follow, but felt compelled to find the end.

 

 

 

Her eyes squeezed tightly closed. It was morning and Lilian had flung open the drapes.

 

“Go on, get a move on.  Just because you’re a ‘guest’, doesn’t mean you get sleeping privileges. And Miss Bella, I found a wooden box of your Grammy’s while I was wiping things down.  It’s on the console table outside the room.  I couldn’t open it. You’ll use that glass of yours to check for them buggers? Chauncy can burn it”

 

“A box? Yes, of course,” how could I have missed a box?

 

Arabella jumped into her knickers and in no time was moving the flat, decorative wooden box from the hallway console onto the bed springs. Lilian insisted on getting rid of the mattress. It wasn’t due to the booklice, but rather the fact that Grammy soiled it a bit when she passed away.

 

She got on her knees thinking that she could easily open the latch.  Lilian usually provides excuses to get out of extra work, but this time she was correct, the blasted thing wouldn’t open. Arabella felt a bit of a twit seeing that there was a lock on it.

 

She couldn’t have had the key in her hand any faster if she could fly. Swinging from the red ribbon gripped in her hand, the little gold key danced down the long hallway.  But she turned too quickly and smacked into the console knocking over the lamp.

 

“Arabella! What is going on up there?! This isn’t a playground! And you aren’t a child!” shouted her mother. “Arabella!”

 

“Yes, mum. Sorry, mum. Just moving things in Grammy’s roooom!” she shouted back.

 

She was sprawled out on her stomach, but the ribbon was still in her grasp.  She pushed herself up and entered Grammy’s room.  She left the lamp for Lilian to struggle with.

 

Standing in front of the box, she inserted the key.  She turned it slowly to the right and the lock clicked.  Arabella took a deep breath and slowly opened the lid with hands on either side. Right on top was a thank you note. She opened it:

 

Dearest Daughter,

 

I entrust you with this collection of souls. Keep them hidden from Christian eyes. Perform your daily readings for protection. Keep the locket near your heart and be careful of the knowledge you have. You will be judged. Don’t lose your head.

 

Forever

 

Your loving mother

 

Arabella read it twice and stared lost in the flowers on the papered walls.

 

“The collection!” she realized she hadn’t investigated the rest of the box.

 

A white silk cloth was nestled where the note had rested. When she pulled, the cloth revealed a shadow box. Under the glass was a cushioned cemetery for the pinned remains of at least twenty, butterfly specimens.  These absolutely would have caused suspicion upon Henrietta during her time, she reasoned.  Souls indeed.  Butterflies weren’t just beautiful; they are a subject of mythology and lore.  In her lesson she learned they symbolized the Trinity for Christians.  The final stage, representing the rebirth of Jesus as the butterfly is set free.

 

Beside the insect exhibit was a small blue packet.   Inside she expected to find another message from the past.  As she slowly pulled out a long chain, she found Henrietta’s heart locket dangling from its end.  Caught up in the breath-taking moment, she put it around her neck.  The silver heart hung low enough that she could see it in her hand.  Her eyes were captured by the sapphire gemstones in the shape of what else, but a tiny butterfly.

 

She opened it up with anticipation and was delighted to see the music box looking as if were new.  Arabella wound it up, held it to her ear, and listened to the tiny notes that sang that childhood song about the hangings in the town square.

 

Oranges and Lemons…

 

“Perhaps my professor isn’t the first woman Entomologist,” she said above the sound of death.

 

Tale number three.  Never make a deal with the devil.

“The Music Box” by Beth Edgar

 

Mary was a pretty little girl of ten.   Her family had amassed quite a fortune from the coal industry and she and her father and mother lived in a mansion in a small mining town.   Mary’s grandmother also lived near town and Mary loved going to her grandmother’s big old farmhouse to help her with baking and to go on walks in the garden, but what Mary loved more than anything else was listening to her Grandmother’s stories.   The stories were about mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, great- grandparents, great-great grandparents and so on and so forth.  The tales were many times whimsical, but there were also stories filled with danger and treachery.   Mary loved these stories the best.

Her grandmother even had family heirlooms to substantiate many of these tales.  Among these heirlooms was a walking cane shaped like a snake that belonged to great Uncle Andrew and the book of poetry written by great-great Auntie Alley.    Mary’s favorite heirloom was a music box that had been in the family for generations.  No one knew its exact age, only that it was unique and created by an ancestor in Switzerland many years ago.

The music box was of a deep red wood that was polished to a high sheen.  On the top was an inlaid design of entwined Edelweiss and when the box was opened, a small porcelain figure of a woman would spring up and twirl around to the music.   The music box had 3 discs.  Each of the discs contained a song and two of the discs had writing on them that had worn to the point that the words were illegible.  The first song was bright and lilting.  It gave Mary the feeling of running through a field on a sunlit day.  The second song was bolder and the notes were allowed to ring more.  This made Mary think of a knight coming to a maiden’s rescue.  The last song was desolate and beautiful.  It made every listener yearn to hear more and Mary couldn’t help but do her best waltz around the room while it played.

Mary often begged to listen to the music box and asked why she must always stop the last song before it was finished.  Her Grandmother would pat her head and say “I will explain when you are older, my love.  When you are older”.

Mary made up her own stories about the music box and why she was never allowed to listen to the last song in its entirety.  That is, until the afternoon of her 10th birthday.   She found herself alone in the parlor with her grandmother.  Mary looked up at her grandmother and said “Grandmother, am I old enough to know the story of the music box?”

Her grandmother gave her smile and sized her up with her sparkling blue eyes and said, “Ah my sweet Mary.  Perhaps you are old enough.”

Her grandmother sat down on the tufted Victorian sofa and patted the spot next to her.   Mary quickly sat down with excited anticipation.   Mary’s grandmother’s voice was lush and soft.  When she told stories they were told as if she were reading poetry.  The words she spoke wove a tale that held the listener enrapt. “My Mary, this story is one of tragedy.  Are you quite sure that you would like for me to go on?”

Mary could hardly contain herself and nodded her head emphatically, yes!

Her Grandmother continued, “Well, my love, the music box represents love found and lost.   The story I am telling you is the same story that my mother told me and has been passed down through the generations.

In a small village in Switzerland a young man from Scotland made his way to a watchmaker’s shop.  The young man pulled out a watch and explained to the watchmaker that he had made it and was looking to apprentice with the watchmaker.   The watchmaker was very impressed with the watch.  Although a bit crude, it was obvious that the young man had much talent.  The watchmaker quickly agreed to take the young man on as an apprentice.   The young man worked diligently and soon surpassed even the watchmaker himself in skills.  As the young man walked out of the shop one day, he spied a beautiful young Swiss girl and fell instantly in love.   Her hair was flaxen blond, her eyes as blue as the cloudless sky and as he listened he could hear that her beautiful laughter caused even the aspens to shake their leaves with happiness.   He walked up to her and told her his name and that he thought her the most beautiful girl he had ever seen.  She blushed at this and shyly turned away.”

Grandmother stopped abruptly, “My goodness!  I do believe our couple would like names.  What do you think, Mary?”

Mary, already quite captivated by the story, shook her head in agreement. “Yes, please.”

“Shall we call our young man Alexander and our fair maiden Dania?”

“Oh yes!  Those are beautiful names.”  Mary said excitedly.

Her Grandmother nodded her head with an approving smile and said “Let us continue then.”

“Alexander felt his heart melt when he observed the sweet, shy blush of Dania.  He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a locket that resembled edelweiss.  The petals opened up to reveal a dainty and beautiful watch.  He placed this in Dania’s hand, smiled, and walked joyfully back to the shop.

The next day the shop door slowly opened and Dania shyly peered into the room.  Alexander looked up from his work and a big smile crossed his face at the sight of his angel.   Dania opened the door and walked into the room and towards the counter.   On her arm was a basket that she placed on the counter.   Dania told Alexander that he did not give her a chance to thank him and wasn’t sure if she should accept such a beautiful gift.   Alexander told her that she must accept as he made it for his one true love and he knew that it was Dania.   Dania blushed at such boldness, but also knew in her heart that the words he spoke were true.  She had made a basket of bread and butter and jam for him as a thank you.   Alexander asked if they might share lunch together.    The two made their way to the park laughing and talking the entire way.   They were inseparable from that moment on.

Alexander soon decided that it was time to ask for her hand in marriage.  As a token of his love he would make a grand music box for her.  He would make a music box that had never before been created.  He toiled for many hours on the music box and finally it was ready to be presented to his beautiful Dania.  He walked to her parent’s house and knocked on the door.  He stood nervously waiting for her father to open the door.”

Grandmother stopped and looked down at Mary, “You see, back then a young man must ask the father for the young lady’s hand in marriage.”  Mary nodded her head.

“Alexander told Dania’s father that he would like to speak with him.  Her father ushered him into the parlor.  Alexander sat the music box down on table. He nervously swallowed, looked Dania’s father in the eyes and asked for Dania’s hand in marriage.  He breathed a sigh of relief when her father clapped him on the back, and agreed whole-heartedly to the union.  It just so happened that Dania had heard the knock at the door and had raced downstairs in anticipation that it was her Alexander.   She had followed the two men to the parlor and had been peering and listening from the doorway.  Upon hearing the news, she ran into the room and into Alexander’s arms.  It was such a joyous occasion!   Alexander then took Dania by the hand and led her to the table and presented her with the music box.  She lovingly traced the lines of the inlayed Edelweiss and then clapped her hands with joy when the lid was opened and the beautiful ceramic figurine, that looked much like her, popped up and started twirling to the music.”

At this point, Mary’s Grandmother stood up and walked to the other room and then returned with the music box.

“Mary, this is the song she heard when she first opened the box.”  With that, she opened the lid, the figurine rose and she placed the disc for the first song.   After several seconds she closed the lid and went on with her story.

“The wedding was a glorious occasion!  The town came out en masse.  There were lovely flowers and tables of food and music and dancing.  Such happiness and goodwill had not been seen in many ages.”  Grandmother opened the music box, removed the first disc and replaced it with the second disc.  “This was one of the songs that was played at the wedding”

Grandmother placed the lid back on the music box and her face became somber as she looked at Mary and said, “The music box contained three discs.  The first two discs had music assigned to them.  It was Alexander’s intent that the third disc would be a song representing their married life.  He and Dania would choose this song together.  Alas, it was not through bliss that the music for the third disc was chosen, but through tragedy and want. “

Alexander and Dania’s happiness was short-lived.   Less than a year as man and wife and beautiful Dania was stricken with an illness.  No amount of medicine, or prayer, or love could stop her from slowly wasting away.   Alexander, at his wit’s end, decided that his only choice was to visit the devil’s bridge and give whatever it took to save the life of his beautiful Dania.   Tears welled up in his eyes as he walked up to the bridge.   Clutched in his arms was the object that held the most meaning and value to he and Dania; the music box.   He stood in the center of the bridge and begged the devil to spare his bride and sat down the music box as an offering.   He collapsed to the ground, his body wracked with grief.  It was at that moment that the devil himself arose.   Alexander’s tear stained eyes grew wide with fear.    The Devil’s laugh shook the bridge and he pointed at Alexander.”

Grandmother puffed up her chest and took a deep breath and spoke in a low growly voice as she was reciting the devil’s words, “The devil said,

“Your music box does not interest me in the least, but, I am amused at your offering.  You will find the third disc of your music box now contains a song.  MY SONG!  Play this music for your Dania.  Now leave!!!!” 

Alexander fumbled the music box back into his arms and ran to Dania’s bedside.   He explained to Dania’s family what had happened and that he could save her!!!!   Dania’s family was aghast and tried to stop him, but he was desperate and crazed and ran them out of the room and locked the door.   Dania’s eyes were closed.  He walked over to the bedside table where he had laid the music box and opened the lid.  He placed the third disc in the music box.   The music began playing.”

Mary’s grandmother removed the second disc and replaced it with the third disc.  Mary’s eyes were big as saucers, but she could hardly contain herself as she waited for the story to continue.

“The song was dark and beguiling and Dania opened her eyes.   Alexander was overcome with joy, but as the song’s last note trailed off, Dania closed her eyes, never to open them again.   Alexander was so distraught!  He pulled the disc from the music box and threw it against the wall!  He flung open the bedroom door and ran back to the bridge to confront the devil!   No words, regardless of anger or pleading, could raise him.  Alexander climbed the rail and jumped to his death in the cold water below.”

Grandmother closed the lid on the music box and continued her story.

“Dania’s family collected the third disc and kept the music box.  Not only because of the love it represented, but also for the evil it contained.   So you see, my child, we are the guardians of the music box.   We can play the first two songs whenever we wish, but the last song must never be played in its entirety.”

Mary felt shocked and excited and a sense of great responsibility knowing that her family, and Mary herself,  were entrusted with such an important job.

The days changed to months and Mary’s life continued as that of any young girl until one fateful day.  Mary’s dad came bursting into the room.  “Mary, we must go to the hospital immediately.  Your mother and grandmother were involved in a horrible crash!”   Mary and her father quickly got into the car and raced to the hospital.  Mary was so frightened.  She had never experienced anything like this.  Her father was quiet and intensely staring forward as he drove.  A small tear sneaked its way from his eye and slowly made its way down his face.  He quickly wiped it away.  Mary reached out and softly touched her father’s hand.   By the time they had made it to the hospital it was too late.   That day Mary lost both her mother and grandmother.

After the funerals, her grandmother’s house was to be sold.   Mary followed her father through her grandmother’s house.  She came upon the heirlooms and told her father that she must have them.   She explained that she was the guardian.   Her father looked at her with loving eyes and promised that each and every one would be moved to their home.

Within a year Mary’s father had remarried.  Mary’s stepmother was an aristocrat from a nearby city.  Before the marriage she treated Mary as if she was her own child, but after the marriage, her true colors became evident.

Mary was sent to stay with cousins while her father and stepmother took a grand honeymoon to Europe.  Mary’s relatives were kind to her, but she felt so lost and alone.

When she was told that her father and stepmother would be returning, Mary was exuberant.  Exuberant until she returned home.  “Daddy!  Daddy!”  Mary called as she ran from the doorway and through the great hall looking for her father.  “Daddy!  Da…”

“Shut your mouth!!!” click, click, click went the heels of Mary’s stepmother’s shoes as she walked with a small yet determined stride into the hall.  “Your father had to go out on business and I do NOT want to hear another peep out of you!  Do you understand?!!!”  She said through clenched teeth.   Mary’s spirits wilted.  She hung her head.  “DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!”

Mary raised her eyes with her head still tilted down and let out a meek “Yes.”

“Good.  Now go to your room until dinner is called.”   Her stepmother said as she smoothed down her pencil skirt and then turned and click, click clicked her way out of the room.

Mary stood for a moment, bewildered.   She then raced up the stairs to her room where she buried her head in her pillow and cried herself to sleep.

Each week her stepmother grew increasingly cruel.   “I don’t know why you don’t just die.”  Her stepmother said.  “No one wants you around here.  Not even your father.  Why just the other day he told me what a burden you had ALWAYS been.”  Mary knew in her heart that her father would never utter these words, but when these hurtful words are heard over and over again the mind begins to have difficulty separating truth from fiction.

Mary became more and more withdrawn.   The only solace she found was remembering the stories that her grandmother told her.   She would spend hours writing down the stories and making illustrations for them.

“Mary!” her stepmother called. “MARY!   I need you to come down here now!”  Mary closed her book of drawings and slowly headed downstairs.   She dragged her fingertip down the mahogany stair rail and looked down as she made her way to her stepmother’s voice.   When she got to the last stair her stepmother grabbed her by the arm and jerked her violently towards her.  “Did I tell you to stay out of our room?”  “DID I?!” she said as she shook Mary.

“Y-y-y-yes”   Mary said in a quiet, scared voice.

“Y-Y-Y-Yes”   her stepmother mimicked.  “Then why did you go into my room and break my mirror?”   She snapped.

“I didn’t break your mirror”   Mary replied.

“You didn’t break my mirror.  I guess it just broke itself.”  She squeezed Mary’s tiny shoulder.

“Y-y-your dog was in the bedroom.  Maybe he knocked it off.”

“You little witch!!   You KNOW you broke it out of spite!!!   You like to break things?  How about I break something of yours?”   She slid her hand down to Mary’s wrist and dragged her up the stairs and into Mary’s room.   She released her grip and looked Mary in the face and then began looking around the room.   She slowly walked around the room with her index finger tapping her lip in thought.   How about I break this?”  She grabbed the cane and held it up to Mary.

“NO”  Mary cried. She ran towards her stepmother with arms outreached, but her stepmother took the cane and busted it into two pieces.   Mary stood, horrified and too numb to move or speak.  Tears rolled down her face.

“And that’s what happens when you don’t do as I say.”  With that, her stepmother flung down the two pieces of the cane, brushed her hands together as one would do after finishing a task and click, click, clicked out of the room.

Mary, tears blurring her vision, lovingly picked up the two pieces of the cane and tried in vain to put them back together as if this horrible moment had never occurred.

When Mary’s father got home later that week he walked up to Mary’s room.   He spied the cane that had been bound together with rags and then his eyes went to Mary who was drawing at her desk.  She barely raised her head when her father spoke to her.  “Mary, Catherine told me that you became so angry with her that you broke her mirror and then came upstairs and broke the cane.   I know it is difficult having a new mother, but Catherine loves you and I need for us to be a family.”  He touched Mary’s shoulder.

Mary cringed.  Stopped drawing and then looked up at her father and spat in an angry voice,   “I did NOT break the mirror.  Her dog broke it and then SHE broke my cane.”

“Mary!  I will not have you placing blame on others!!  If you cannot get along in this household then I will be forced to send you to private school!”  With that, her father turned and brusquely walked out the door.

Mary sat at her desk.  A single tear fell from her eye and onto the drawing paper.

As they sat at dinner that night Mary’s father looked at her and noticed a bruise on her wrist.  This was the same wrist that her stepmother used to drag her up the stairs.   He glanced at Catherine and then back at Mary.

 

Once again, her father was off again on a business trip.   Mary happened to be walking by her father’s study and overheard her stepmother talking, “Yes, yes.  Things are going quite well except for that horrid little child of his.  The sooner I get her out of the way, the better.  Ha Ha!  If murder were only that easy I would have done it months ago.”   Mary let out a tiny gasp and her stepmother turned.  “I need to let you go.  It seems I have a little mealy-mouthed eavesdropper.”  She slowly put down the phone and then looked menacingly at Mary.   She walked towards Mary, pulled back her hand and slapped her hard across the face.   “Don’t even think about saying anything to your father.  He won’t believe you anyway.  He’s going to have you sent to a girl’s school.”  She shoved Mary aside and walked out of the room.

Mary returned to her room, scared and alone.   She began talking to her grandmother and mother.  She wished more than anything that they would please let her know what to do.  She told them that she was so afraid.

Mary could hear the doorknob turn and the door opening.   Her stepmother opened the door and came into her room. “I’m so afraid”  her stepmother mimicked.  “Are we afraid of the big, bad stepmother?   Is the stepmother going to do something to hurt us?”  By this time Catherine had made it to the desk where Mary was sitting.   She looked down at the drawings and picked one up.  Mary reached to grab her arm but she quickly turned and held the drawing up.  “What a simple little girl you are.   You can’t even draw let alone write.”   With that she tore the drawing in half and let the pieces slide out of her hands onto the floor.  Mary had reached her breaking point and let out a growl and ran towards her stepmother shoving her against the wall.    Her stepmother shoved back and little Mary went hurtling towards the bed railing.  She lay crumpled on the floor with the wind knocked out of her.   Her stepmother walked over to the drawings, gathered them up and headed downstairs.  That night, the fire burned brightly with all of the artwork that Mary had poured her heart and soul into.

Her father returned the following evening and made his way up to Mary’s room.   This time she was sitting at her desk staring blankly at the clear desk top. “Mary?”  her father said.  Mary did not move.  “Mary, where are all of your beautiful drawings?”   He inquired as he reached to touch her shoulder.  Mary flinched with pain at his touch.   Her father pulled down the neck of Mary’s top only to reveal a horrible bruise running across the child’s back.  “Sweetheart!  How did this happen?”  He said with alarm.  Mary merely glanced up at her father with blank eyes.

Her father abruptly turned and headed downstairs.  Mary could hear the argument ensuing between her father and stepmother.  Mary walked to the music box and brought it down to her night stand.  She needed to drown out the sound of the fight occurring downstairs.  She placed in the first disc and then the second disc.  Downstairs she heard a thud and then the click, click, click of her stepmother’s shoes as they made their way from the study, through the hall and up the stairs.  Mary removed the second disc and put in the third disc.   Click, click, click came the heels.  The music played on and Mary turned to see the door handle slowly turn and the door fly open.  At the door stood her stepmother.  She was covered in blood and holding the fireplace poker.  She slowly made her way towards Mary.    The music continued to play.  Mary did not move.  Her stepmother raised the poker and prepared to strike the child.  As the last note rung from the music box her stepmother dropped the poker, clutched her throat as if she were being choked, and gave a garbled cry as she looked pleadingly at Mary.  Mary stood stone faced and watched as her stepmother fell to the ground.   Mary then slowly closed the music box.  As she was placing the lid down, she caught a movement from the corner of her eye.  She turned to see a figure of a beautiful young lady with golden hair and blue eyes.  She looked at Mary and Mary stared in wonder at this beautiful and seemingly transparent image.   The figure glided towards Mary.  She placed her finger on her lips as if kissing it and then placed the finger gently on Mary’s lips.   Mary stood silently looking at the figure that now moved back slightly.  She gave Mary a beautiful smile and then mouthed the word “danke” and disappeared.

As Mary stood in silent shock at the events leading up to this moment, her father came staggering into the room and grabbed Mary into his arms.  “Oh my sweet Mary!” He sobbed “How can you ever forgive me?”   Mary gently touched his bleeding head and threw her arms around his neck and cried.

 

Jury Duty

I was selected for Jury Duty.  I was dreading it and excited about it at the same time.  I had so many things I needed to get done, but this was a change from the monotony of the day-to-day.    I did have one small apprehension and that was in order to get there timely, I needed to take highways. By timely, I mean actually making it on time.  As John says, I have no sense of time and my time is usually at least 30 minutes late.  This is why all of our clocks are set ahead, but that is another story.   I don’t like taking ‘city’ highways. They make me very nervous, especially when I don’t really know where I am going.  On the day of jury duty, I pulled the directions up on Google maps and headed out.   I made it onto the first highway fine and then the second highway pretty good, although the instructions were a bit confusing.  Then as I was approaching the next highway the exit sign was covered with cloth like it was closed!!!!!  There were cars in the exit lane, but I thought they were going to have to get over when they realized the exit was obviously closed because THERE WAS CLOTH COVERING THE SIGNS!!!!!   I drove by the exit and watched  wistfully as all of the cars in the exit lane exited onto the highway I was supposed to get on.  Fortunately, I had Google maps going.   She directed me to another highway and I prayed that she actually knew what she was doing (because I obviously did not).   I exited onto that highway and knew I had to be cutting myself close on time.  Then I had to exit onto another highway which led into town.   The traffic was pretty congested because it was between 8 and 8:30.  I was in the far right lane of 4 lanes.  Google instructed me to turn left on Park Street in 1,000 feet.  I was in panic mode.  I was in the far right lane of bumper to bumper traffic, I couldn’t see the street sign and, at that moment, I had no concept of 1,000 feet, other than it wasn’t a mile.  Somehow, I managed to slide all the way across 4 lanes and into the left turn lane. I did not look behind me for fear of all of the angry glares that were probably focused in my direction.   I still didn’t see a street sign.  I made my turn and noticed that Google was telling me I needed to turn right because I had turned one street too early.  WHY would they have me turn on an alleyway street and not a major street?  Now I was wise to her ways and when she told me to turn on the next street I was looking for an alleyway.   Sure enough there it was.  An alleyway.   I found the courthouse and was looking for a place to park.  I was beginning to realize that Olathe had a good scam going on.  The directions to the Country Courthouse were not marked and every parking spot nearby was 2 hour parking.  I knew there would be no time to run out and move the car, so I drove around and come across a parking garage which appeared to have been found by every person in Johnson County at the same time.   I was giving myself pep talks to keep myself from hyperventilating, because I KNEW it had to be getting close to 8:30.  “Ok, you can do this.  Park the car and run.  I wonder what the penalty is for missing jury duty. Stop it Beth!!  You are going to be fine.  You left in plenty of time.  Maybe they throw you in jail…BETH!!!  You are being ridiculous.  Find a spot and get the car parked!”   My eyes scanned the parking garage horizon and I saw car after car inching up, up, up the parking garage.  “Oh Beth, this is not good.  I TOLD YOU!!!  We are definitely going to jail.  No, no. We are not going to jail.  We may have to serve in a month-long trial, but we are not going to jail.”  I saw blue sky up ahead and new fears had taken over as I was certain that by the time I got out to the open air there would be no spots available.  And then, like a sunbeam shooting out from a cloudy sky,  I looked to my left and gave thanks that I had a small car as a bunch of big trucks and SUVs had  passed a little parking spot that my car fit in perfectly.   I slipped my little car in, got my stuff together and took off towards the courthouse.
I made it to the front door where there was a metal detector and a scanner that you had to run your purse through.  Inside my purse was my monster phone, my tablet and my e-reader.   My bag was pulled aside.  Not for any of these items, but for the owl coin purse that was bursting at the seams and causing some worry.   I had to take out all of the aforementioned items to access the coin purse.   The guards watched in disbelief as this magician continued to pull out electronic devices from her purse.  I then handed over my ragged, but cute, owl coin purse to be checked out.  People were lined up behind me (I assumed that they were also running late and were being further detained as I fumbled through my purse for the cute little owl coin purse. I secretly hoped that none of these people were assigned to my court room.  I tried to make the best of the situation by telling myself that I may have no concept of time, but, by golly, I am prepared!!!
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By the time I made it up to the courtroom, there were about 15 other people there.  All of the other courtrooms had their doors open and people had entered. My assigned courtroom still had the doors closed  and all of the seats in the hallway had been taken.  That was fine because I knew I was going to be sitting for a long time anyway, but I was a bit perturbed that I was worrying about getting there on time and I had the judge that obviously ran on my time. 😛
We finally were allowed to enter the courtroom.   There was a guy about 35 sitting at the table with a lawyer.  At the other table was a woman about 40-45.  I have to say I had already pre-judged by the fact the young man (the defendant) sat at the table in a nice suit with a pad of paper in front of him.  The woman had a notepad, a red pen, a cigarette case, mints and her cell phone that sat on the table in front of her.  There were about 30 potential jurors and 21 jurors were drawn at random (I was not one) and then from those the lawyers questioned and immediately removed the ones that could not be impartial to the case and replaced them with those of us that sat in the gallery.  The gallery is filled with the “bone pile” (jurors that weren’t drawn) and  family and onlookers.  The plaintiff’s attorney (pattorney for short)  was very thorough and at first I thought he was going to be a much better lawyer because the defendant’s attorney (dattorney) was loud and precise with her delivery, giving a colder vibe.   Did I mention that the plaintiff’s lawyer was thorough?  One hour into asking questions and then questioning those jurors that had to raise their hands in response to the questions and it looked like he was only through page 2 of his 20 page questionnaire.
That brings me back to the case.   The case was an injury lawsuit brought against a relative by marriage.  From what I could glean from the information that did come out through questioning the jurors was that this woman and her husband were attending a huge party at one of the local motorcycle showrooms.  On the way home they went to the defendant’s house.  The defendant had being doing some remodeling and there was sawdust on the garage floor.  The plaintiff slipped and fell and tore her hamstring.   I do know that the plaintiff had at least one beer.  Now comes my biased observation….Yeah sure, we all just have ‘one’ beer, especially when we are attending a function that one juror had actually walked through and said it was like walking through a tailgate at a Chief’s football game and honestly, she didn’t look like a person that would have one beer with those ciggies, especially since she had mints to hide the cigarette smell.  I’d say she probably smokes and drinks quite a bit and in her drunken state fell off of her high-heeled boots(just my image) and being a person that is self-absorbed, as was apparent by her eye rolls when a prospective juror said they couldn’t be unbiased and the fact she was sending text messages while her lawyer was questioning the jury (yeah, typing with one hand while you think the phone is concealed by paperwork is still noticeable to those behind you.  I imagined she was facebooking…”OMG! This is sooo boring. Eff that juror!  Just give me my money.”) led to her fall and this lawsuit.
Did I mention the pattorney was very thorough? Time ticked away towards the noon hour and our first break.  The pattorney was still asking questions of the potential jurors and I noticed that I was feeling a sense of pride towards the potential jurors.   They freely, honestly and eloquently gave reasons for their potential disqualification and the reasons that, although they had biases against the plaintiff’s cause, they could set those aside and uphold the requirements of the law.
We had to break for lunch and then the pattorney resumed with his questioning.  No wonder this trial was a potential 3 day trial!!!  It was going to take at least 2 days for the pattorney to review the jurors!!!   Finally about 2 p.m. he was finished and the dattorney began with her questioning.  My opinion completely changed of her.  Although her speech was very precise, she engaged the jurors and brought an ease to the fears of not being able to be unbiased that were raised by the pattorney.   She was also able to finish her questions towards the potential jurors within about 30 minutes. I’m sure that a lot of that was due to the thoroughness of the  pattorney’s questions.  It left little doubt as to the ability of the juror’s to make decisions based on the law.
I have to say that I went into this thinking that jurors were more than willing to award millions of dollars to people trying to get something for nothing and even worse, something from someone else due to the plaintiff’s own stupidity.   I left that courtroom knowing that each one of those potential jurors felt the same way that I do.  There ARE too many frivolous lawsuits and we are all disgusted with people who are out to attain financial gain in a deceptive manner.   More importantly though, that each one of them took this duty very seriously and WOULD uphold the law.  This only proves that America has been and always will be great.   We the people!!!

Testing. Is this thing on?

As we  prepare to embark on yet another adventure with our best friends, Shannon and Mark, I have decided it is a good idea to record my adventure as this one will surely prove to be epic.

For the task of “recording” I will take my camera, sketch pad and the new Galaxy tablet that, somehow, I sweet-talked my husband, John, into the necessity of having.

Perhaps it was the sweet-talking or perhaps it is the fact that we are preparing to  drive with our friends in an RV from Dallas to their new home in San Francisco with two dogs and two cats, not to mention the four humans, in tow.

Two days until we fly to Dallas and of course I haven’t even started thinking about the packing aspect.  But hey!  I work well under pressure.